Showing posts with label Dear Amy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dear Amy. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Dear Amy #3

Dear butterfly :),

You wrote, "thisiskellyandimreallybored!!!!!!!"

Don't you think that is a dangerous thing to say to your mother?

Here is my list of things you can do - clean your closet, scrub the toilets, make dinner and, while we are at it, run me a bubble bath and bring me some See's candy!

Mwaaahhh! I love you!

Amy

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Dear Amy

Don't forget, you can get advice anytime from "Dear Amy". Just leave a comment on any blog post...

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dear Amy #2

Dearest Snotcicles,

You need to find a loosely knit scarf to wrap around your face to keep your nose warm, but that will still let you breathe. I think this will work...I imagine it will be effective...to tell you the truth I don't have any idea, because I live in Southern California where we think 46 degrees is FREEZING. Obviously we are all wimps, at least when it comes to cold weather.

My next best advice it to make up some really hot chocolate and hold it under your nose, enjoying the aroma while it cools off and you defrost as soon as you get inside!

Hoping you survive,

Amy

Monday, January 14, 2013

Dear Amy #1

Dear Unknown,

Sometime you just need to let go. Perhaps you have secret hopes the Gravity will change and become better, but it won't happen. Just let go of Gravity and you will be well on your way into outer space.

Hoping to change your mind and decide to hang around,

Amy

Friday, January 11, 2013

Dear Amy

Just for fun, ask me anything. and I'll give you advice...free!