Thursday, August 30, 2007
Poetry
Summer's Freshman Honors Literature homework last night was to write a poem about herself. It had to be at least 20 lines. She was stuck not knowing how to start, but my muse was in full force, so I offered to help.
This was my first effort.
I suggested she alter this to her taste and write four more limericks, which would give her her twenty lines.
There once was a in high school,
And she wanted to think she was cool,
So she braided her hair,
And wore, not one, but a pair,
Of brown, fuzzy, loafer-like shoes.
She said, "Mo-o-o-other, that would be embarrassing!"
So,I tried again.
Here was my second effort.
My name is Summer.
I don't drive a Hummer.
I wish my mom would,
To carry her brood.
Yep, there's a lot.
From teen to tot.
I'm the teen,
Cause I'm fourteen.
I have one brother
And he's a bother.
At two and a half
He gets in my stuff.
Sakes alive
Of sisters, I've five.
They're fun and cute.
The baby's a hoot.
I play the cello.
I feel so mellow.
When I read a good book.
Now there's a quick look,
At me, I'm Summer.
I don't drive a Hummer.
For some reason, which is unfathomable to me, she declined my help and wrote her own poem, which she says I am NOT allowed to put on the blog. She knows me too well :)
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2 comments:
You can put it on my blog. I won't tell
What a deliciously devious thought...except she loves your blog and reads it every chance she gets.
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