Funny Things the Kids Have Been Saying #2

The other day, we were out somewhere and someone was asking Michael about his siblings. He was being a little hesitant answering, so I prompted him, "How many sisters do you have?" Now this was a question he knew the answer to.

He promptly said, "Three and a half."

This next comment you may not find that funny; you may think to yourself, "Summer is right and Amy is completely in denial." I still think it is just silly, but, anyway, I needed a break the other evening. This happens every so often and Stan is kind enough to keep things going at home while I go off and do whatever. My cure for stress relief this time was shoe shopping - what better way to recalibrate my equilibrium? I was happy to get a great deal at Payless - some nifty brown sneakers for only $5! Definitely cheaper than psychotherapy :)

I came home recharged and happy with my new purchase. Summer is our resident, self-appointed, fashion cop, so I showed her my new footwear and asked what she thought. She considered them for a moment and said, "They're too young for you."

What ?!?